ok so degree is here. Yay! after 2 and a 1/2 months break, god... i actually begged to study something. den drove all the way to Unisel on the 'big' day. got the forth freaking floor sobs. well actually wanted 2 wait 4 a fren so dat i cud b roomies with her but she came late n da reception lady said no booking for a fren. so i called her a b***h n showed the finger (behind her back of course) n moved my stuff with my folks. tiring. n cleaned my room. (well my mum did =D ) n den my roomie came. ok my 1st impression was:
"Shit!!!! She's one of those innocent, goody goody two shoes kinda indian girl. Damn it!! How the hell am I gonna get drunk round her? I cant sing out loud or play ACDC music out loud anymore......... oh well... at least she's so quiet n nice that I can conquer more than half of her room without her saying anything. woo!'
And yes i was right. She was too nice. I tried getting to know her and asked her name. And her reply was:
"Mhm.. mhm...mhm... Ugrh.... *mumbles something else n den smiles*'
so it just stuck. and at that moment i've decided to call her, Zombie.
Haha. Imagine me having a photo album entitled "Zombie and I'. n inside u have pictures of me n ...well...an actual zombie posing n having a good time. in the mall taking pics in those booths. lol. stupid...
where was i? oh rite...
so yea after dat i never really talked to her or had a decent conversation with her. when i asked her a question like 'do u mind if i keep the light outside on?' her reply: '*smiles* Urgh!!!' so i took it as a yes =) n did everything my way. living with zombie was fine tho until her so called 'cousin sister' came in with her fren.
i came in my room. So 3 indian girls were in my room. it was already sooo cramped up (with my stuff =D but still!! ) i din mind em of coz. i tot they were just visiting. but no..... they stayed there. i din noe they decided to stay there until i came back late bout 12 n when i entered my apartment one of my housemates told me somebody was sleeping on my bed. i was thinking, 'wtf....' . honestly, the 1st thought that came into my mind was some ghost sleeping on my bed. den she said dat the 'cousin sister' is sleeping there. that pissed me off like hell!!
yes. thats right. in my opinion she looks like a tasmanian devil. more like the devil himself to me from her attitude. i keep wondering y the hell is she always staring at me n staring. just imagine that picture on top stares at u 24/7. she just keeps staring n staring. n when she doesnt stare, she keeps asking whether i have a relative nearby. so i said yea i do have a grandma in subang. n she keeps repeating how i can go back often very easily. i smelt something fishy. i thought to myself, "Why you little devil. u want me to go back so u can sleep on my bed eh. well dream on.'
the staring i can handle but what about someone who takes ur stuff without permission n when u need it, she returns it n says 'oh sorry. i took ur thing by accident. i forgot to give it back.' hmmm.... if it happens once or twice yes it is forgivable. lets say, bout 5 times. is it still forgivable. so this person who takes stuff is the fren of the Devil. thing bout her is after she does her shit, eg finally returning the thing she took, she'll sit in front of me n asks me the stupidest ever questions. i reckon she feels bad for taking my things n den sorta asks me stupid questions to make it up to me lol. n when she interviews u, her eyes will kinda get sooo big n round n u just keep staring at it n answer her stupid question. wait... let me check if i still have my soul or not. *moves around uncontrollably n hears a strange rattle within*.. yep... i still got it. so this fren with the huge eyes. i guess i can say with those big eyes, she looks like this:
a tarsier monkey. just the eyes tho. so rub out the tree n the cute body.
everyday for about 10 days, i go thru the same thing with these people. they sit on the same bed, babble in Tamil n sometimes stare at me or interview me (with the same stupid questions fyi) so to help u imagine wat its like, a zombie, a tasmanian devil n a tarsier monkey sitting on a bed opposite me, here:
thats the best way i can describe it. n for those u din read my incredibly long piece of awesome-ness n u c this last pic, no its not my version of happy tree friends or something. to think bout it, its not happy.....nor r they my friends....nor r they on a tree. so its kinda like....sad.....bed..... people. yea 'Sad Bed People'.
Thankfully they moved out tho coz i told em off. n Zombie moved in with em. Devil asked me whether it was ok for Zombie to stay with her coz she wants to cook together n clean the house together n wash clothes together n run thru a garden of flowers together n run after each other n laugh happily together.
ok ok i added the last bit. its not true. but heck its a lot of fun thinking bout it hahaha.
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